[ She knows his number at least. Let's assume she swiped it when they were drinking in the other thread when he wasn't looking. ]
You sure have a lot of nerve calling me just to scream into the phone. Is this a prank? Are you going to reimburse the loss of my hearing? Will you pay for my medical bills? Do you make it a habit to scream into your friends and family's phones? Do you?!
[ that... that gets him to shut up (while also pulling the phone 1923810 feet away from his ear). this is the worst. he repeats over and over in his head that he needs to stay quiet because he doesn't want to feel her wrath... ]
Have you ever gone on a date? You'd have the general idea, right? Unless you really don't know and need to me to fill you in on how a date works, I'd explain to you, but you'd owe me more money if I do.
[ DOES NAEGI SEEM LIKE A PERSON WHO HAVE GONE ON DATES!!! ]
No-- I know what you do on dates! But I have to tell the other person something specific like if it'd be a dinner and movie or something else so they at least know...
[Sometime during the 2nd, Manon will receive a delivery. In a box are 6 carefully wrapped pancakes.
True to the advertisement, the pancakes constantly sparkle even without a light source.
When warmed, they taste like a very delicious pancake you might find in a high quality restaurant!
Eating a pancake provides the following effects:
A small amount of instantaneous healing (bruises, cuts, general soreness, etc)
A feeling of extra speed in her legs. Manon (or her dog) will find that her walking or running speed has increased by 50% for 5 minutes per pancake the moment she starts moving (though if she stays sitting for over an hour after eating, it will not trigger). This effect can be stacked as well depending on how many pancakes she eats in one sitting (so if she eats 3 pancakes- it'll give her 15 minutes of speed and so on, with the max amount of time being an hour if she can actually eat over 12 pancakes).
Manon can do as she'd like with the food. The magical effects will last until it becomes unsafe to eat.
Along with the pancakes, is a small thank you card with a quick explanation of the effects closing out with "Enjoy! :)"
If interested in making more orders, they can be done so here!]
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11/21 misfire
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Let it rip. ]
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[ and then... here comes the screaming which is just aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa for like 20 seconds straight ]
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STOP SCREAMING!!
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Huh? What?
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Wait, who is this?!
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[ She knows his number at least. Let's assume she swiped it when they were drinking in the other thread when he wasn't looking. ]
You sure have a lot of nerve calling me just to scream into the phone. Is this a prank? Are you going to reimburse the loss of my hearing? Will you pay for my medical bills? Do you make it a habit to scream into your friends and family's phones? Do you?!
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I-It was a mistake! I thought you were my sister-- really! I'm very sorry!
[ ... he's still yelling into the phone ]
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[ She's scaring her dogs. They bark in the background. ]
Ugh, honestly... I thought you called to give me a status report! Not some incessant screaming out of nowhere!
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Status report...?
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[ Though she's going to take this as that he completely forgot, so she's going to tear him a new one about that-- ]
But it sounds like you want to bill handed over to you already...?
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[ whoops that came out a bit loud, he instantly stops himself and tones it back down ]
I mean, you said I have until the end of the month, right?
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[ Tell her or keep it a secret.
What decisions will plague Naegi today... ]
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I... I got one or two people in mind... I just have to ask them if they want to go on a blind date since I haven't gotten around to it yet...
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[ She knew you could do it, Naegi. Probably. ]
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[ that comes out in a small mumble but she'll probably still hear it ]
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[ He can probably hear her grinning on the other side of the phone. ]
That's the fun of it, isn't it?
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Have you ever been blackmailed before?
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[ There's a bit of a warning tone in her voice as if telling Naegi don't even try to think about it. ]
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... what do you even want to do with the blind date I get you?
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[ She sounds so exasperated for a second. ]
Have you ever gone on a date? You'd have the general idea, right? Unless you really don't know and need to me to fill you in on how a date works, I'd explain to you, but you'd owe me more money if I do.
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No-- I know what you do on dates! But I have to tell the other person something specific like if it'd be a dinner and movie or something else so they at least know...
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[ She's trying to hold back her laughter. YOU NEVER KNOW, OKAY!! ]
I should have told you earlier, but I don't care about their gender. You have a wide range to choose from, so don't let me down.
christmas;
2/2, Delivery!
True to the advertisement, the pancakes constantly sparkle even without a light source.
When warmed, they taste like a very delicious pancake you might find in a high quality restaurant!
Eating a pancake provides the following effects:
Manon can do as she'd like with the food. The magical effects will last until it becomes unsafe to eat.
Along with the pancakes, is a small thank you card with a quick explanation of the effects closing out with "Enjoy! :)"
If interested in making more orders, they can be done so here!]